diff --git a/main.py b/main.py
index 9b7989a..55c9a7e 100644
--- a/main.py
+++ b/main.py
@@ -24,6 +24,17 @@ async def main():
     async def onRServerMessage(player: str, message: str):
         await signal.sendMessage(f"<{player}> {message}", RChat)
 
+    ##################
+    # === GLOBAL === #
+    ##################
+
+    @signal.onMessage()
+    async def onMessage(message: ReceivedMessage):
+        if "clanker" in message.message.lower():
+            await signal.sendMessage(
+                "Don't use the c-word nigga", message.group or message.user
+            )
+
     await signal.loop()